Pump Is Pumping

I guess someone had to take a screenshot of Hellen Keller’s Facebook page. At least she’s got one!

There are things nobody really needs to know about you...

http://myparentsjoinedfacebook.com/

It’s probably inevitable these days, but the day your parents join Facebook is the day you’ve kind of moved back into the house. Hopefully you’ve left already, but it’s time to start watching what you say, who you invite over, and what substances are lying around. And try to ignore that repeated late-night knocking sound from the other room. You don’t want to think about what it is.